Netflix is going to the special hell.
6. The Good Doctor
"Men sleep tonight with hands of bone. They will awake with hands of steel.
And with these hands we will destroy. And with these hands we will rebuild.”
GOD!!! THEY’RE JUST MOCKING US!!!! DARE I VENT HERE?! LET IT BE KNOWN THAT OUR FEELINGS HAVE BEEN MADE AWARE AND HAVE BEEN RESPONDED TO IN MOCKERY!! IF WE ARE THE CRYING BABIES THEN THEY ARE THE FIENDS WHO STEAL CANDY FROM SAID BABIES!!!WE ARE NOT IMMATURE RATHER YOU ARE CRUEL. YOU TEASE US FURTHER WITH MENTIONING OTHER SHOWS CANCELLED FOR NO REASON!! I SHALL NOT DELVE FURTHER INTO THE UNNECESSARY SPACE JAM REFERENCE. YOU HAVE EARNED MY ANGER AND MY WRATH!!! YOU MOCK US WHEN WE ARE YOUR ONLY VIEWERS!!! THIS SHALL NOT GO UNPAID!! YOU SHALL FEEL MY WRATH!!!
Couldn’t find the scene I wanted to use to react to this in its own video, so here’s a link directly to that scene in the middle of a bigger video.
No, but seriously, if you’re being legit, this joke just became about a thousand times funnier.
7. The Sons of Fate
"If these people… tell this story…
To their children… as they sleep…
Maybe someday… they’ll see a hero…
Is just a man… who knows he is free.”
THERE IS A CANON ASEXUAL CHARACTER ON A LEGIT TV SHOW THIS IS SO IMPORTANT
What show!? Who are they!?
8. The State vs. Thomas Light
"Emily, have they forgotten you
When they set their sights on me?
They will hang me from the rope tonight
Will you be waiting there for me?”
New Guardians trailer tonight during MTV Awards
And new behind the scenes footage on Tuesday
Ooga chaka, ooga ooga, ooga chaka, ooga ooga!
9. Unrest in the House of Light
"You have heard me tell this story,
Many times before you sleep,
This time listen carefully.”
10. Light Up the Night
"At the heart of the city there is a building that looks down over all there is.
And the man in the tower controls it all without raising a single fist.
It’s like they gathered up the city, they sold it to the devil, and now,
It’s gone to hell and they wonder how.”