The Woods of Mal

Hey. I'm a guy who does things, I guess. I like to act, write, watch movies, and other stuff too. I'm a little hard to describe, particularly because I don't even have a firm grasp on myself. I'm strange, I suppose, but that oddity is something I like about myself. It's worth mentioning that I likely won't Tumbl (is that the right word for the action of using Tumblr?) very often so don't follow me if you want messages to be all up ons your Dashboard all the dang time.

Well, I’m 21 today.  You’d think it would be a lot like

But really it’s more like

For all your Prison Break needs, here’s a montage of every game over screen from the Best Friends Prison Break LP.

But for reals, holy shit.  Guillermo del Toro (my love!) and Hideo Kojima (and some guy from The Walking Deads who I don’t know of and/or give a shit about) are making a fucking Silent Hill game together?  If you had told me that a week ago, you would have given me the right to punch you in the face.  Hell, when I first read the article about it, I didn’t believe that shit until I actually watched the trailer.

I just hope to God that they have the sense to bring Akira Yamaoka in for this (or really, as many members of Team Silent as possible).  And I wouldn’t mind a name change.  Silent Hills just makes me think of a retirement home.  Regardless, I’ll leave this on the words of a wise man: “I guess I’ll just start jerkin’ off.”

"Maybe we should just record it right after this." - Liam, on P.T.

Liam tried to bring us a blind Best Friends playthrough of P.T.

Liam tried to bring us Pat’s genuine reaction to the reveal that Hideo Kojima and Guillermo del Toro were joining forces to bring an end to the Downcoming.

Liam is the hero we deserve.

Welp, Hyrule Warriors spoilers have already started working their way onto the web.  The “peace the fuck out” method worked great for Guardians of the Galaxy so this is goodbye until I finish up with Hyrule Warriors in October, I guess.  I don’t plan on queuing up daily posts like last time because that’d be a whole lot of posts.  There’ll be a few probably, but this place is going to be dark for the most part.  Now, more than ever before, is it accurate to use this GIF as a close out.

Fuck, man.  I… I need to go lie down…

nsfwsoap:

Comish 30

Praise the Twilight!

nsfwsoap:

Comish 30

Praise the Twilight!

And this is why I’ve been kind of dormant lately.  Behold, Free Country USA brought to life through The Sims 2 (or, at least, brought to life as accurately as possible without any mods).
Lots from top left to bottom right: House of Strong, Coach Z’s Locker Room, Strong Badia, Senor’s Bush, Marshmallow’s Last Stand, Homestar Runner’s House, Bubs’ Concession Stand, ‘ool, The Brick Wall, Club Technochocolate, Marzipan’s House, Homsar Reservation, and the King of Town’s Castle.

I’ll post some shots of the actual lots tomorrow.  It’s pretty late right now.

And this is why I’ve been kind of dormant lately.  Behold, Free Country USA brought to life through The Sims 2 (or, at least, brought to life as accurately as possible without any mods).

Lots from top left to bottom right: House of Strong, Coach Z’s Locker Room, Strong Badia, Senor’s Bush, Marshmallow’s Last Stand, Homestar Runner’s House, Bubs’ Concession Stand, ‘ool, The Brick Wall, Club Technochocolate, Marzipan’s House, Homsar Reservation, and the King of Town’s Castle.

I’ll post some shots of the actual lots tomorrow.  It’s pretty late right now.

If you’re looking to get into the Guardians of the Galaxy comics after watching the movie, I cannot stress enough that you buy this book.  That is the one you want.  The current run is not the one you want.  Stay far away from it.

portlybibliophile:

I don’t remember this part of Act II.

So… which one is Joe and which one is Light?

portlybibliophile:

I don’t remember this part of Act II.

So… which one is Joe and which one is Light?