The Woods of Mal

Hey. I'm a guy who does things, I guess. I like to act, write, watch movies, and other stuff too. I'm a little hard to describe, particularly because I don't even have a firm grasp on myself. I'm strange, I suppose, but that oddity is something I like about myself. It's worth mentioning that I likely won't Tumbl (is that the right word for the action of using Tumblr?) very often so don't follow me if you want messages to be all up ons your Dashboard all the dang time.
"Matt, I’m already a Boatmaster."
I think my favourite part of the Best Friends Walking Dead playthroughs is the fact that Season One tells the story of Matt and Pat’s righteous quest against the greatest villain of our age and then Season Two follows Pat’s slow and tragic descent into a Woolie Hole of pure revengeance and hatred as he sends himself down a path that leaves him so desperate to rage against Kenny that his actions inadvertently shape him into a Kenny-like figure.  I actually find this bizarre meta story more compelling than the actual story of Season Two.
For the sake of clarification: I am not a Kenny Apologist.  I fucking hate Kenny.  I’d even go far enough to say that the Best Friends treatment of him is tame compared to mine.  Don’t take this as me being critical of Pat’s treatment of Kenny because that’d be really hypocritical of me.

"Matt, I’m already a Boatmaster."

I think my favourite part of the Best Friends Walking Dead playthroughs is the fact that Season One tells the story of Matt and Pat’s righteous quest against the greatest villain of our age and then Season Two follows Pat’s slow and tragic descent into a Woolie Hole of pure revengeance and hatred as he sends himself down a path that leaves him so desperate to rage against Kenny that his actions inadvertently shape him into a Kenny-like figure.  I actually find this bizarre meta story more compelling than the actual story of Season Two.

For the sake of clarification: I am not a Kenny Apologist.  I fucking hate Kenny.  I’d even go far enough to say that the Best Friends treatment of him is tame compared to mine.  Don’t take this as me being critical of Pat’s treatment of Kenny because that’d be really hypocritical of me.

Some people have been doing this thing using this thing so I figured I should as well.  Top row is characters I played with most in the other games, bottom row is characters I’m most excited to get my hands on in Smash 4.
Though technically Ike is just there to replace my actual fifth favourite guy who was cut…

Some people have been doing this thing using this thing so I figured I should as well.  Top row is characters I played with most in the other games, bottom row is characters I’m most excited to get my hands on in Smash 4.

Though technically Ike is just there to replace my actual fifth favourite guy who was cut…

Well, I’m 21 today.  You’d think it would be a lot like

But really it’s more like

For all your Prison Break needs, here’s a montage of every game over screen from the Best Friends Prison Break LP.

But for reals, holy shit.  Guillermo del Toro (my love!) and Hideo Kojima (and some guy from The Walking Deads who I don’t know of and/or give a shit about) are making a fucking Silent Hill game together?  If you had told me that a week ago, you would have given me the right to punch you in the face.  Hell, when I first read the article about it, I didn’t believe that shit until I actually watched the trailer.

I just hope to God that they have the sense to bring Akira Yamaoka in for this (or really, as many members of Team Silent as possible).  And I wouldn’t mind a name change.  Silent Hills just makes me think of a retirement home.  Regardless, I’ll leave this on the words of a wise man: “I guess I’ll just start jerkin’ off.”

"Maybe we should just record it right after this." - Liam, on P.T.

Liam tried to bring us a blind Best Friends playthrough of P.T.

Liam tried to bring us Pat’s genuine reaction to the reveal that Hideo Kojima and Guillermo del Toro were joining forces to bring an end to the Downcoming.

Liam is the hero we deserve.

Welp, Hyrule Warriors spoilers have already started working their way onto the web.  The “peace the fuck out” method worked great for Guardians of the Galaxy so this is goodbye until I finish up with Hyrule Warriors in October, I guess.  I don’t plan on queuing up daily posts like last time because that’d be a whole lot of posts.  There’ll be a few probably, but this place is going to be dark for the most part.  Now, more than ever before, is it accurate to use this GIF as a close out.

Fuck, man.  I… I need to go lie down…

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Comish 30

Praise the Twilight!

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Comish 30

Praise the Twilight!